4 October 2025

€10,000 Golden Handshakes: How the Irish Government’s Latest Gimmick Invites Chaos at the Border

€10,000 Golden Handshakes: How the Irish Government’s Latest Gimmick Invites Chaos at the Border

In a move that reeks of desperation wrapped in fiscal fairy dust, the Irish government has rolled out a shiny new lure for the endless queue at our borders: up to €10,000 in taxpayer cash for asylum-seeking families to “voluntarily” pack up and leave. Announced last week by Justice Minister Jim O’Callaghan, this enhanced Voluntary Return and Reintegration Assistance (VRRA) scheme is being peddled as a clever cost-cutter amid a record number of asylum applications this year alone. But let’s cut through the spin: this isn’t a deterrent—it’s a billboard screaming “Come one, come all! Free flight, free cash, and we’ll look the other way if you circle back.” With zero barriers to re-entry, porous vetting that lets convicted criminals waltz in, and a litany of post-arrival crimes from rape to warrant-dodging, Fine Gael and their coalition cronies are turning Ireland into a revolving door for the world’s opportunists. While Dublin’s working families queue for crumbs in a housing hell, we’re forking out fortunes to fund what amounts to migrant tourism. And why not just deport them outright? Oh, right—because that would actually enforce the law without the feel-good photo ops. Welcome to the new Ireland: where the Irish get the bill, and the government gets the virtue signal.

The Scheme: A Taxpayer-Funded Exit Ramp with No Guardrails—Here’s Exactly How It Works

Let’s break down this bureaucratic bonanza, straight from the Department of Justice’s playbook. The VRRA, administered by the International Organization for Migration (IOM), kicks off with a simple pitch: if you’re an asylum seeker (or undocumented migrant) with a pending or withdrawn claim, drop everything and head home for a payout. Eligible? Anyone who applied for international protection before September 28, 2025, and hasn’t been refused yet—or those already bounced but lingering. No serious criminals? Fine, you’re in. The process: Sign a withdrawal form, get your ticket booked (flights, ground transport), pocket the cash (standard €1,200/adult, €600/child, €2,000/family cap), and snag “reintegration” goodies like vocational training or a €5,000 business loan back home. The new twist? A “time-limited” supercharge to €2,500 per person—hitting €10,000 for a family of four—if you bail early and quietly. Emails are already flooding inboxes, dangling the deal like a Black Friday sale. O’Callaghan claims it’s voluntary dignity: “Return home with assistance, not handcuffs.” But here’s the kicker—no one’s twisting arms because there’s no follow-through. Once you’re on that plane, poof: no tracking, no re-entry blacklist. You can waltz back via one of 100+ visa-free countries, reapply for asylum, and game the system anew. No mandatory cooldown, no lifetime ban like in tougher EU spots or the UK. It’s a merry-go-round paid for by MABS vouchers—sorry, taxpayers—inviting waves of opportunists to treat Ireland as an all-expenses-paid gap year.

And if these were genuine asylum seekers fleeing for their lives, why oh why would they take the €10k to go home? If they truly feared persecution, torture, or death back there, no amount of cash should tempt them to return. This glaring flaw screams scam: it’s proof positive that Ireland’s a soft touch, luring economic chancers who know the system’s rigged for repeats. Why risk the real thing when Dublin’s dishing out door prizes? This isn’t compassion; it’s a cash grab with a Celtic Tiger chaser, confirming what we’ve suspected all along—most aren’t refugees; they’re riders on the gravy train.

Vetting? What Vetting? The Government’s Fairy Tale of Border Security—and the Biometrics Blind Spot

The coalition’s favorite bedtime story: “We vet everyone rigorously.” Taoiseach Simon Harris parrots it weekly, insisting biometric scans and Europol links catch the bad apples. Enter EURODAC, the EU’s fingerprint database for asylum claimants over 14: yes, if you file a claim, your prints get snapped and stored for 10 years (or 18 months post-decision), flagging duplicates if you reapply. Sounds solid, right? Wrong. For the 70%+ who enter visa-free without claiming (hello, direct flights from high-risk spots), no prints, no checks—until they hit the asylum queue or a crime scene. And even then? EURODAC only pings on re-claims; it doesn’t auto-deny border crossings or flag warrants from abroad. Disguise your prints? Shave a scar? The system’s a sieve.

Case in point: Gladstone McCoy, Guyanese rapist with 19 UK convictions, jets in visa-free April 2025—no biometrics, no alert—rapes an 18-year-old Dubliner days later, then melts into the backlog. Or the Pakistani predator, sentenced here for rape, who from his cell in 2024 claims asylum to stall deportation—prints or not, he’s gaming delays while EURODAC sleeps. Warrants from Pakistan or Albania? Ignored until Garda headlines force a look. The €10k scheme? It exploits this void: take the cash, vanish, return incognito. No stored biometrics for non-claimants means no slam-dunk denials at the gate. It’s not security; it’s a suggestion box for smugglers.

Why Not Just Deport Them? Because That Would Cost… Wait, Actually, It Wouldn’t—If the Government Grew a Spine

Ah, the elephant in the room: why bribe with €10k when deportation orders are already law? For refused claims, the Minister signs a removal notice—escorted flight home, done. Costs? Sure, enforcing one runs €14,000+ (e.g., €500,000 for 35 Nigerians in June 2025), thanks to endless appeals, court challenges, and diplomatic foot-dragging. But voluntary returns? “Significantly quicker and cheaper,” O’Callaghan chirps—€1,200-€10k vs. years of hotel bills (€30k/year/person) and €122k processing per case. Translation: Deportations are “complex” because the system’s rigged for delays—human rights appeals, non-cooperative home countries, even absconders vanishing into the black economy.

Yet here’s the truth: if Fine Gael streamlined appeals (cut the 30% success rate loophole) and inked bilateral deals for swift handoffs, deportations could cost peanuts compared to the €1.2 billion accommodation black hole. Voluntary’s “cheaper” only because forced removals are neutered by bureaucracy the government won’t fix. It’s not about savings; it’s about optics—pay to go, avoid the ugly headlines of planeloads of refusals. Result? 1,159 voluntary exits by September (up 129%), but a 35,000-case backlog festers, inviting more to exploit the merry-go-round. Deport first, ask questions never—that’s sovereignty, not this half-baked handout.

The Real Victims: Irish Families Footing the Bill for Border Blind Spots

While O’Callaghan pats himself on the back for “saving money,” who’s really paying? The Irish taxpayer, of course—€1.2 billion flushed on hotels for the unvetted, while 20,000 families languish on social housing lists amid a crisis Fine Gael’s immigration binge exacerbated. And the human cost? A parade of horrors: the 2025 spike in assaults linked to asylum centers, from child rapes in Nottingham-inspired cover-ups to trending TikToks exposing unchecked arrivals. Women and children in rural towns live in fear, yet Harris’s crew lectures on “inclusion.” The €10k? A bribe to mask the mess, luring more to exploit the gaps. No wonder uptake’s soaring—it’s not compassion; it’s a cash grab with a Celtic Tiger chaser.

As a right-leaning voice in this shambling republic, I see it plain: this scheme isn’t reform; it’s recruitment. Ditch the delusions, seal the borders with real biometrics at entry (not just claims), enforce deportations without the sob-story appeals, and prioritize the Irish first. Until then, the golden handshakes keep flowing, and the real threats keep walking in.

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Time to wake up, Ireland. Your front door’s wide open, and the bill’s in the post.

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